Diary of sahilhttp://longlife.rediffiland.com/Diary of sahilen-usLADKIYON KI KAHANI



If v treat her nice she says "yaar mujhe line de raha hai"

If v dont she says "kitna akarta hai"

If v dress nicely she says "mujhe impress karna chahta hai"

If v dont she says "tasteless hai yaar"

If v argue with her she says "ziddi hai"

If v sit quietly she says "dumb hai"

If v act smarter she'll lose her brain as u r insulting her

If she acts smarter she thinks its her right

If v dont love her she says "is ka to pehle se hi 2,3 ladkiyon ka saath chakkar hai"

If v love her she says "peechhe hi pad gayaa hai"

If v dont tell her ur prob she says " u r not honest 2 me"

If u do tell to her she says "u r a problem child"

If v scold her she says "you act like a grandpa giving lecture"

If she scolds us she says "Yaar, its becoz i care"

If v break a promise she says "She does not trust u any more"

If she breaks she says "jaan main majboor thi....

ladkiyan re ladkiya . .

Bechare BOYS Itna Sab Sehke Bhi Chup Chap Rehte Hai

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Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....

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THE NEW VERSIONS.... .

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Pessimist:

If you love someone,
Set her free ............ .....
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was

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Optimist:

If you love someone,
Set her free ............ .....
Don't worry, she will come back.

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Suspicious:

If you love someone,
Set her free ............ .....
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

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Playful:

If you love someone,
Set her free ............ .....
*If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her
free again, repeat *

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Bill Gates :

If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees but
tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.

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Finance expert :

If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.
]]>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 00:17:23 +0530http://longlife.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/06/03/If-U-love-sumone-THE-ORIG.htmlRelations . . .marriage !

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas

The great question... Which I have not been able to answer... Is, "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Henny Youngman

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Sam Kinison

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle

Marriage is th e only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Anonymous ]]>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 00:16:08 +0530http://longlife.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/06/03/Relations-marriage-I-recentl.htmlSALAAM NAMASTHE.....

SOME FAMOUS QUOTES FOR ALL OF YOU...

IF WE CANNOT LOVE THE PERSON WHOM WE CAN SEE...
THEN HOW CAN WE LOVE GOD...WHOM WE CANNOT SEE...
- Mother Teresa.
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I WILL NOT SAY THAT I LOST 1000 TIMES,
I WILL SAY THAT I DISCOVERED THERE ARE 1000 WAYS THAT CAN CAUSE FAILURE...

- Thomas Edisson

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IN A DAY... WHEN YOU DONT COME ACROSS PROBLEMS,
YOU CAN BE SURE THAT YOU ARE TRAVELLING IN A WRONG PATH...

-Swami Vivekananda

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DONT COMPARE YOURSELF WITH ANYONE IN THIS WORLD.
IF YOU DO SO, YOU ARE INSULTING YOURSELF...
- Alen Strike..

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IF YOU WIN YOU NEED NOT EXPLAIN, BUT IF YOU LOSE,
YOU SHOULD NOT BE THERE TO EXPLAIN..

-Adolph Hitler

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WINNING DOESNT ALWAYS MEAN BEING FIRST.
WINNING MEANS YOU ARE DOING BETTER THAN WHAT YOU HAVE DONE BEFORE...

- Bonnie Blair

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EVERYONE THINKS OF CHANGING THE WORLD,
BUT THEN NO BODY THINKS OF CHANGING HIMSELF..
- Leo Tolstoy

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IF YOU START JUDGING PEOPLE,
YOU WILL HAVE NO TIME TO LOVE THEM

- Mother Teresa
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IF SOMEONE FEELS THAT THEY HAD NEVER MADE A MISTAKE IN THEIR LIFE,
THEN IT MEANS THEY HAD NEVER TRIED A NEW THING IN THEIR LIFE.

- Einstein]]>Sun, 25 May 2008 16:01:39 +0530http://longlife.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/05/25/SALAAM-NAMASTHE-SOME-FAMOUS-QUO.htmllove messages1. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, But what is more painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let that person know how you feel.

2. A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and you just have to let go.

3. The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.

4. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

5. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone-but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

6. Don't go for looks; they can deceive. Don't go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.

7. Dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want to do.

8. Always put yourself in the other's shoes. If you feel that it hurts you, it probably hurts the person too.

9. A careless word may kindle strife; a cruel word may wreck a life; a timely word may level stress; a loving word may heal and bless.

10. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.

11. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, ends with a tear. When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're the one smiling and everyone around you is crying.
]]>Sun, 25 May 2008 15:59:58 +0530http://longlife.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/05/25/love-messages-1.htmlI - M - Possible!Nothing is impossible.
Even the word impossible says
I - M - Possible!]]>Sun, 18 May 2008 16:58:13 +0530http://longlife.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/05/18/I-M-Possible.htmlBHOOL THI HUMARI
JO HUM PYAR KAR BAITHE
AAPNI YEH ZINDAGI
KISI KE NAAM KAR BAITHE

BHOOL THI ...............

MANAYA BAHOT CHAND NE MUJE
CHANDNI BHI SAMJANE LAGI
SITARO NE DI AASMAN KI KASAM FIR BHI
SABHI BATO KO INKAAR KAR BAITHE

BHOOL THI ...............

RUTH KAR BHI RAB SE
HUM UNHE MANGNE LAGE
ZINDAGI BHARI THI MUSKURAHAT SE
FIR BHI HUM GUM KO KHUDA SE MANG NE LAGE

BHOOL THI .....................

BHOOL KAR SARE DOSTO KO
HUM UNHIKE SAPNE SAJANE LAGE
YAAD UNKO ITNA KIYA KI
PYAR KO HI KHUDA SAMAJ BAITHE

BHOOL THI ......................

UUDE UUCH AASMAN ME ITNA
KI HUM ZAMIN KO HI CHOOD BAITHE
SAANSE WAARI UNPAR KUCH IS KADAR
KI HUM KHUD KO HI KHUD SE KHO BAITHE

BHOOL THI .....................

BHOOL THI HUMARI
JO HUM PYAR KAR BAITHE
AAPNI YEH ZINDAGI
KISI KE NAAM KAR BAITHE

DOST BANTE HE DUSHMAN KAHI
KAHI DUSHMAN DOST BAN JATE HAIN
SAHIL TO UNMESE HE YAARO JO
AJNABIOKE BHI AAPNE KEHLATE HAIN
]]>Fri, 16 May 2008 23:07:53 +0530http://longlife.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/05/16/BHOOL-THI-HUMARI-JO-HUM-PYAR-KAR-BA.htmlclassic definitions and cool meaningshere are some classic definitions & cool meanings:-
>
>1)cigarette: a pinch of tobacco rolled in a piece of
>paper with fire at one end & a fool at
>the other.
>
>2)love affairs: something like cricket where one day
>internationals are more popular
>than a five-day test.
>
>3)marriage: it's an agreement in which a man loses his
>bachelor degree & a woman
>gains her master.
>
>4)divorce: future tense of marriage!
>
>5)lecture: an art of tranferring information from the
>notes of the lecturer to the notes
> of the students without passing through the 'minds of
>either'.
>
>6)conference: the confusion of one man multiplied by
>the number present.
>
>7)compromise: the art of dividing a cake in such a way
>that everybody believes he got
>the biggest piece.
>
>8)tears: the hydraulic force by which masculine
>will-power is defeated by feminine
>water-power..
>
>9)dictionary: a place where divorce comes before
>marriage and success before work.
>
>10)conference room: a place where everybody
>talks,nobody listens & every body
> disagrees later on.
>
>11)ecstassy: a feeling when you feel you are going to
>feel a feeling you have never
> felt before.
>
>12)classic: a book which people praise,but do not
>read.
>
>13)hand kerchief: cold storage.
>
>14)smile: a curve which can set a lot of things
>straight.
>
>15)office: a place where you can relax after your
>strenuous home life.
>
>16)yawn: the only time some married men ever get to
>open thier mouths.
>
>17)etc.: a sign to make others believe that you know
>more than you actually do.
>
>18)committee: individuals who can do nothing
>individually and sit to decide that nothing
> can be done together.
>
>19)experience: the name men give to their mistakes.
>
>20)atom bomb: an invention to end all inventions.
>
>21)philosopher: a fool who torments himself during
>life,to be spoken of when dead.
>
>22)diplomat: a person who tells you to go to hell in
>such a way that you actually look
>forward to the trip.
>
>23)opportunist: a person who starts taking bath if he
>accidentally falls into a river.
>
>24)secret: something that is told to only one person
>at a time.
>
>25)miser: a person who lives poor so that he can die
>rich.
>
>26)optimist: a person who while falling from eiffel
>tower says in midway "see I am not
>injured yet".
>
>27)pessimist: a person who says that O is the last
>letter in the word ZERO,instead of
>the first letter in the word opportunity.
>
>28)father: banker provided by nature.
>
>29)criminal: a guy no different from the rest...except
>that he got caught.
>
>30)boss: someone who is late when you are early &
>early when you are late.
>
>31)politician: one who shakes your hands before the
>elections and your confidence
>after.
>
>32)doctor: a person who kills your ills by pills, and
>kills you with his bills!
>
>33)computer engineer: one who gets paid for reading
>such mails.
>]]>Fri, 16 May 2008 13:47:07 +0530http://longlife.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/05/16/classic-definitions-and-cool-meanings.htmlBoys N GirlsEqual" is not always synonymous with "the same." Men and women are created equal. But, boys and girls are not born the same.

1. You throw a little girl a ball, and it will hit her in the nose. You throw a little boy a ball, and he will try to catch it. Then it will hit him in the nose.

2. You dress your little girl in her Easter Sunday best, and she'll look just as pretty when you finally make it to church an hour later. You dress a boy in his Easter Sunday best, and he'll somehow find every mud puddle from your home to the church, even if you're driving there.

3. Boys' rooms are usually messy. Girls' rooms are usually messy, except it's a good smelling mess.

4. A baby girl will pick up a stick and look in wonderment at what nature has made. A baby boy will pick up a stick and turn it into a gun.

5. When girls play with Barbie and Ken dolls, they like to dress them up and play house with them. When boys play with Barbie and Ken dolls, they like to tear off their appendages.

6. Boys couldn't care less if their hair is unruly. If their bangs got cut a quarter-inch too short, girls would rather lock themselves in their room for two weeks than be seen in public.

7. Baby girls find mommy's makeup and almost instintively start painting their face. Baby boys find mommy's makeup and almost instinctively start painting the walls.

8. If a girl accidently burps, she will be embarrassed. If a boy accidently burps, he will follow it with a dozen fake belches.

9. Boys grow their fingernails long because because they're too lazy to cut them. Girls grow their fingernails long - not because they look nice - but because they can dig them into a boys arm.

10. Girls are attracted to boys, even at an early age. At an early age, boys are attracted to dirt.

11. By the age of 6, boys will stop giving their dad kisses. By the age of 6, girls will stop giving their dad kisses unless he bribes them with candy.

12. Most baby girls talk before boys do. Before boys talk, they learn how to make machine-gun noises.

13. Girls will cry if someone dies in a movie. Boys will cry if you turn off the VCR after they've watched "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" movie three times in a row.

14. Girls turn into women. Boys turn into bigger boys.



NEED UR FEED BACK .....
HAVE FUN BYE N TAKE CARE..]]>Fri, 16 May 2008 13:20:15 +0530http://longlife.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/05/16/Boys-N-Girls-1.htmlA good read.CLASSIC VERSION...


The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold.

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MODERN VERSION...


The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.


Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.


BBC, CNN, NDTV and other news channels show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.


The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be that this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?

Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house. Amnesty International and Koffi Annan criticizes the Government for not upholding the fundamental rights of the grasshopper.


The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the grasshopper. Opposition MP's stage a walk out. Left parties call for "Bharat Bandh" in West Bengal and Kerala demanding a Judicial Enquiry.

Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the Prevention of Terrorism Against Grasshoppers Act [POTAGA]", with effect from the beginning of the winter.



The ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and, having nothing left to pay his ret roactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the government and handed over to the grasshopper in a ceremony covered by BBC,CNN and NDTV and other leading news channels. Arundhati Roy calls it "a triumph of justice".


This is happening all around world and INDIA.

Just understand the meaning....

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