here are some classic definitions & cool meanings:-
>
>1)cigarette: a pinch of tobacco rolled in a piece of
>paper with fire at one end & a fool at
>the other.
>
>2)love affairs: something like cricket where one day
>internationals are more popular
>than a five-day test.
>
>3)marriage: it's an agreement in which a man loses his
>bachelor degree & a woman
>gains her master.
>
>4)divorce: future tense of marriage!
>
>5)lecture: an art of tranferring information from the
>notes of the lecturer to the notes
> of the students without passing through the 'minds of
>either'.
>
>6)conference: the confusion of one man multiplied by
>the number present.
>
>7)compromise: the art of dividing a cake in such a way
>that everybody believes he got
>the biggest piece.
>
>8)tears: the hydraulic force by which masculine
>will-power is defeated by feminine
>water-power..
>
>9)dictionary: a place where divorce comes before
>marriage and success before work.
>
>10)conference room: a place where everybody
>talks,nobody listens & every body
> disagrees later on.
>
>11)ecstassy: a feeling when you feel you are going to
>feel a feeling you have never
> felt before.
>
>12)classic: a book which people praise,but do not
>read.
>
>13)hand kerchief: cold storage.
>
>14)smile: a curve which can set a lot of things
>straight.
>
>15)office: a place where you can relax after your
>strenuous home life.
>
>16)yawn: the only time some married men ever get to
>open thier mouths.
>
>17)etc.: a sign to make others believe that you know
>more than you actually do.
>
>18)committee: individuals who can do nothing
>individually and sit to decide that nothing
> can be done together.
>
>19)experience: the name men give to their mistakes.
>
>20)atom bomb: an invention to end all inventions.
>
>21)philosopher: a fool who torments himself during
>life,to be spoken of when dead.
>
>22)diplomat: a person who tells you to go to hell in
>such a way that you actually look
>forward to the trip.
>
>23)opportunist: a person who starts taking bath if he
>accidentally falls into a river.
>
>24)secret: something that is told to only one person
>at a time.
>
>25)miser: a person who lives poor so that he can die
>rich.
>
>26)optimist: a person who while falling from eiffel
>tower says in midway "see I am not
>injured yet".
>
>27)pessimist: a person who says that O is the last
>letter in the word ZERO,instead of
>the first letter in the word opportunity.
>
>28)father: banker provided by nature.
>
>29)criminal: a guy no different from the rest...except
>that he got caught.
>
>30)boss: someone who is late when you are early &
>early when you are late.
>
>31)politician: one who shakes your hands before the
>elections and your confidence
>after.
>
>32)doctor: a person who kills your ills by pills, and
>kills you with his bills!
>
>33)computer engineer: one who gets paid for reading
>such mails.
>